Thursday, January 3, 2008

Profound thots

now i know what they mean when i hear someone say "I'm old but I'm young inside". God gives us a body that degenerates with age, maybe he should give us a brain that degenerates such that we won't have the same wants and urges of the young.

I bet all you over-40 people out there sure wishes you had that 21 year-old 34-24-34 body, which when you walked into a room would stop conversation; and you get the pick of the hot hot hunks around town. Well, at least you were still in the market. Nowadays, these hunks look at your children or your younger companions walking next to you - you're invisible!

Speaking of bodies, didn't I tell you that Bangsar boasts of the most beautiful people around the place?
We were quietly enjoying a meal, when our eyes landed on this young lady of probably 21, who is obviously very aware of trends and fashion, and decided she would go with the times - after all, that's what a 21 year-old should do - sexy short top (probably borrowed from young sibling), showing the belly button, tight knee high jeans from Guess, and a calculated 'look-at-me' walk. except for one glaring problem - she's the size of the 'Hairspray' mama. Quite hilarious when you see the blubber bouncing around in the open!

UK statistics show a 22.2% obesity as opposed to a US 32.2% - very alarming figures. I'm sure Malaysia has a lower percentage but it is certainly growing, when you look around.

How about more healthy food restaurants instead of the oily, rich, very expensive food currently being served up?

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