Beautiful Malaysia

we live in a beautiful country; and I'm not referring only to the lush greenery, the architectural varieties of buildings, and the warm hospitality of its citizens(especially to the mat sallehs) etc etc etc.
Let me draw your attention to the beautiful people we have who confidently follow their instincts and fashion needs- if you don't believe me, visit Bangsar Village or Bangsar Shopping Centre and sit down for a coffee to watch the world go by.

I was there recently and did I appreciate our country!
Firstly, I saw Mrs Fiona Shrek strutting around in her skin-tight dress; then Cinderella's ugly sister dressed to the nines bouncing around. And we mustn't miss Ugly Betty's cousin who is three times Betty's size, wearing the latest jersey material silky yellow short dress.

We cannot appreciate our country without mention of the males.... this guy walking right in front of me had trousers made by Fu Manchu's tailor - or someone who had too much fabric and didn't want it to go to waste. He sure had lots of ventilation up his parts, and plenty of space for his thighs to grow - ripples of loose flowing fabric ending up with the current carrot cut legbottom. SEXY - to some, I am sure.

Apart from exercising your sight senses, you will also get to stimulate your sense of smell. Saunter along any walkways with drains nearby, and you will get the aroma of what seems to be a mixture of year-old fermented cheese, someone's remains of a bad meal thrown up, something even the cats won't touch, and a touch of water and silt that has no room to flow to its supposed destination. In some countries, they call it unhygienic clogged drains and council summonses....

these are some signatures of beautiful Malaysia. there are lots more but let's just savour these for a moment.