Thursday, November 1, 2007

the mouth rants


life is but a whimsical moment in space, isn't it? now you're here, then you're not. so why are we so worked up about this or that when we know eternity is nigh...
we should all take a few minutes a day to watch a funny movie, a sitcom to remind us to look at life's fun and comedy. then, maybe, we will be less riled up when someone jumps queue right when we are about to get to the counter after having stood for ages behind this person who just let off the most saturated, power-packed regurgitated fume remains of the last six meals - and it's a super energizer, long life battery whopper.
with some funnybone stimulation daily, maybe we won't get agitated and go so low as to let out a stream of not-so-complimentary vocab at the person who illegally double parks his Range Rover behind your legally parked car, and when he finally swaggers out after we have blasted the horn for a full five minutes, looks nonchalantly at us with "oh, cannot get out ah". don't we love these matured, wise, wealthy nincompoops whose brains are obviously in their belows.
oh well, i'm going to get my funnybone stimulated now so that I can smile tomorrow at the next air dis-freshener let-off, and the other beasts who leave home without their brains in the right part of the anatomy.

Watch "Absolutely Fabulous" on Astro - it's a squeal. And don't worry if you miss one or two - it's repeated so many times, you will remember every single word by the time Astro is through broadcasting it.

I thoroughly enjoy Midsomer Murders and set aside time each week to try and solve the murders before Barnaby and Troy do - well, I've enjoyed each episode repeated a hundred times over now-Astro seems to have gone into a time warp.

And Silent Witness ! Waking the Dead! it should be Waking Astro! where are the NEW seasons, and NEW episodes????

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