Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Hello hello hello

she's back!!

it was a wee bit too short a holiday, and a wee too few blooming flowers, but the weather had been good. we managed to pack in many cities and villages in the 17 days away; not to mention the endless fruit scones and cappucinos.

UK has changed after 20 years, as expected I suppose, but I was disappointed to find the people generally less friendly than before. Coffees and cappucinos were generally warm at best, and mamselle here likes her coffees HOT! Only one cappucino stood out - at Chester - nice, hot with thick froth....

guess we'll start saving again for next summer where we can do more walks and gardens.

Holidays are always great but it's also good to be home...

Have you ever wondered where all the extras that come out of liposuction and nip tucks go to? I can tell you where -
walking along the shopping street in Bath, was this woman who definitely visits the nip tuck surgeries daily, not to have the surgery, but obviously one who doesn't like to see waste, she proceeds to slap on the 'wastes' of others onto herself. she had piles of rolling flesh all over her arms, a body of piled donuts, elephant legs, and her bum rippled a million miles out the back - solid spare flesh!

It's a wonder she can still waddle around.

1 comment:

shoobaba said...

wah... amusing but mean!