motorbike convention

there are motor car conventions, medical, dental, all sorts of conventions... all in five star hotels, poshy posh...

have you ever wondered where the motorbike conventions are held, and when? only on special days do these conventions take place..

on rainy days, underneath flyovers or bridges - the biggest convention of motorbikes, all busily convening with each other, and patiently watching the rain and waiting for the rain god to be the main speaker at their convention!

love

how do you measure love? i reckon that it's measured differently - love of a child, of a parent, of a spouse, and of a friend. which is strongest? i guess different people have different choices - to me, love of a child is deepest.

it is so sad to see families where the parents and children are estranged - what a tragedy! we have one life, and it is getting shorter by the day. let's not forget that blood is thicker than water - so let us put aside egos, arrogance, stubbornness, anger, bitterness - let us remember that family love is irreplaceable. you may think that you can go through life happily without your child or parent, but it will eat you up, and then it's too late.

gender?

i looked across the almost crowded room, and my eyes rested on a well-chiseled face, very attractive youngish man reading a book. i thought to myself "what a good looking man", and he was sitting alone! what a waste...

you can't daydream in KL - something or someone will always jam in, without invitation. so was miss so-and-so who decided she wanted me to help her with the cookies.

when i looked back to the hunky dory again, alas, to my utter dismay, it was a lady!
unless this man has boobs!

why do some women dress like men, have male hairstyles, and sit like men!

time time time

someone said there should be 30 hours a day... it would be nice, wouldn't it? so done much more can be achieved.
yet...........

the more we have, the more we want, the more we want, the harder we work to get it, the harder we try, the less time we have, the less time we have, the more time we want...... sounds like a vicious cycle? chasing our own tail?

so i won't want more hours - i just want more quality - quality friends, quality time, quality life...

i've been wondering what punchline funnies to blog - been a bit flat recently - but alas, still no funnies! any suggestions?